Chances of Justin Trudeau Stepping Down Calculator

Tired of waiting for Justin Trudeau to pack his bags and leave office? You’re not alone. This brutally honest calculator gives you the real chances of him stepping down, based on your inputs. Will it crush your dreams or make your day? There’s only one way to find out – hit calculate and prepare for a dose of reality (and a well-deserved roast).

So, did you get the answer you were hoping for, or did we just crush your fragile dreams of a Trudeau-free future? Either way, at least you now have a brutally honest take on the situation – served with a side of well-deserved mockery. Remember, hoping for change is free, but expecting it anytime soon? That’s a bit optimistic, don’t you think?

Feel free to bookmark this page and come back whenever you need a quick reality check – or just want another laugh at Trudeau’s expense. In the meantime, keep your expectations low, your humor high, and maybe start looking at how to deal with his next taxpayer-funded vacation. Good luck out there!